How Al Gore May Save the Environment

Engineers at MIT recently made the following calculations:

If the near $1 billion Al Gore has made promoting green energy in the last 12 years was cashed out as $1 bills, these $1 bills could be bundled  and shipped to the nation’s various coal powered power plants where they could then be burnt as fuel in place of coal.  The engineers have calculated that this could completely supply the nation’s electricity needs for the next 23 years. The only downside to this idea, other than the millions of angry consumers whose pockets would be stuffed with quarters while dollar bills were temorarily unavailable, would be a fine green mist emited as a by-product from the burning of the ink in the bills. The MIT engineers say that this green mist could actually have many positive effects on the environment, including halting global warming, patching the hole in the ozone layer, and saving the whales.

Many top environmentalists now think that this may have been Gore’s plan all along and are praising him as a true genius.   No word from Gore as to when he intends to cash out his fortune.

©Obamabeans 02/13/2013

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