Regular Feature: Things Mayor Bloomberg Banned Last Week

1.  English weights and measures (too old-fashioned)

2.  Double shot expressos  (unhealthy and dangerous)

On a related note, The McDonald Corporation announced that the Mayor’s recent decision will force a third major revision in their marketing plans for NYC. The company, which recently revised its marketing plan to feature three-sixteenth pound burgers with cheese due to the Mayor’s ban on quarter pound hamburgers, then was forced to modify that plan to comply with the Mayor’s ban on cheese, now is fervently working a a campaign to market 85 gram burgers.

©Obamabeans 12/26/2012

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