Quarter-pound hamburgers (considered unhealthy), fluffy slippers (considered unsafe), and Chia pets (considered tacky).
On a related note, The McDonald Corporation announced that the Mayor’s recent decision will force major revisions in their marketing plan for NYC. The company is currently consulting with various Madison Avenue firms on how they might successfully market three-sixteenths pound hamburgers with cheese.
©Obamabeans 12/12/2012