Monthly Archives: December 2012

After several weeks of intense investigation by the Justice Department, Attorney General Eric Holder announced that they have determined with 90% certainty that Ambassador Stevens  is dead. More information to follow.

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Quarter-pound hamburgers (considered unhealthy), fluffy slippers (considered unsafe), and Chia pets (considered tacky).

On a related note, The McDonald Corporation announced that the Mayor’s recent decision will force major revisions in their marketing plan for NYC. The company is currently consulting with various Madison Avenue firms on how they might successfully market three-sixteenths pound hamburgers with cheese.

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Burma, Philadelphia, Orange County, chicken pot pie, and the entire Notre Dame Fight Song.

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One of our ObamaBeans reporters recently interviewed the President about his recent trip to Myanmar.  When asked about his frequent mispronunciations of human rights advocate Aung San Suu Kyi’s name while in the country (editor’s note: we can’t say her name either), President Obama, obviously upset with the question, replied “Why couldn’t she just have a regular, American name, like me!”

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