Attention Readers: New Obamabeans Contest

Attention all O’Beaners:  The Obamabeans County Register is sponsoring a contest available to all our readers. We’re asking our readers (O’Beaners) to answer the following question:  “Name five things Joe Biden would take on vacation”.

Rules:

  • Nothing profane or off-color.
  • Submit entries to editors@obamabeans.com.
  • Submit as many entries as you want.
  • Winning entries will be judged by our editors by certain criteria which we haven’t made up yet.
  • Winners will be showered by gifts which we haven’t bought yet and may not be able to afford, including discount coupons at the Donald Trump Hair Styling Salon (redeemable at any location).
  • The contest will end when the editors become bored with it.

If you’re a winner, we’ll publish your entry in the Obama Beans County Register with your name as author if you’re brave enough to let us. Otherwise, we’ll take credit ourselves.

©Obamabeans 02/11/2013

 

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