The Center for Government Funded Scientific Studies of Questionable Value (CGFSSQV) published the results of a study today showing that “skinny jeans” (also know as “hipster pants”) can cause up to a 50% reduction in sperm count in males. CGFSSQV scientists say this is especially alarming because almost all males who wear this type of jeans already had very low sperm counts prior to wearing them. They believe that this combination of circumstances will make it extremely difficult for these men to ever father children.
Other scientists, however, have expressed doubt about the importance of the finding. These critics say that is extremely doubtful that any man willing to wear these pants would ever be in a situation where they could father children anyway.
©Obamabeans 01/30/2013