Various news agencies in France reported today that Madonna was seriously injured in an on-stage accident last night. The aging superstar, in an effort to maintain her status as a sex symbol in spite of her advancing age, has recently been exposing her right breast briefly during her performances. Apparently when she did so in her performance last night, she accidently tripped over her breast, fell to the stage floor and injured her left hip. Doctors, concerned about a possible hip fracture (common in post-menopausal women), immediately rushed her to an undisclosed French hospital for tests. Test results have since shown no damage to the hip bone, just severe bruising to her left hip and right breast. Madonna reportedly asked for her children to visit her in the hospital but apparently she nor any member of her staff knew what country they were currently in or how to contact them.
©Obamabeans 1/10/2013