Following reports that Beyonce lip-synced the Nataional Athem at the inauguration ceremonies Monday, the White House confessed to a group of reporters that the President also lip-synced his entire inauguration speech. The speech apparently was recorded when President Obama first made the speech in Ohio in 2008 and has been lip-synced by the President on at least seven occasions since then. When prominent Republicans asked the White House press corp how this could go unnoticed until now, reporters were forced to admit that they never actually listened to any of the President’s speeches.
When pundit Chris Matthews heard this report he admitted that he was somewhat disappointed but that the President’s speech still made him pee down his leg.
©Obamabeans 01/23/2013