White House Spokesperson, Jay Carney, admitted today that “Bo”, the President’s dog is actually fake. Carney said that all the pictures released by the White House showing the President and his family with “Bo”, were actually fabricated using various large cutouts of a dog owned by Vice President Biden’s sister-in-law. Carney said that the Obama Campaign team believed they needed to appeal to PETA voters (single, successful, highly neurotic women), but were restricted by the fact that the President was allergic to dogs, cats, and most primates.
When Carney was asked by reporters about rumors that the President’s daughters, Malia and Natasha, were also fake, Carney said: “No comment.”
©Obamabeans 01/16/2013