After extensive research and discussion, the Editorial Staff here at the Obama Beans County Register have determined that New Year’s Day and New Year’s Eve are secular holidays and have no religion status. At first we had some concerns that it was a Druidic holiday and involved the Stonehench and certain pagan rites that cannot be mentioned in a family-friendly publication (except in San Francisco), but when we unable to find any Druids to confirm these issues, we made our decision.
So, we feel safe to say the following:
The Editorial Staff of The Obama Beans County Register Wish Everyone a Very Happy New Year!
Legal disclaimer: if any atheists out there feel we made a mistake, please take the issue up with the Druids, who should have answered our phone calls.
Also note: our staff, having just fully recovered from our eggnog binge last weekend, is now starting on the hard stuff. Definitely no new articles till January 2nd, and that hinges on several factors: whether our senior editors try to dance the Limbo again, exactly how high the bail is set, and whether tomato juice is everything it’s cracked-up to be.
©Obamabeans 12/31/2012