White House Spokesperson Jay Carney announced today that after an extensive investigation into what actually happened in the Benghazi massacre last October, the Justice Department has concluded that former President George Bush was responsible. To prove the point, Carney showed a brief three-second clip from “Innocence of Muslims”, the anti-Muslim movie said to spark the outrage. Carney asked reporters to take a close look at the upper right hand corner of the screen, where a man dressed in a Barney costume could clearly be seen to be former Vice-President Dick Cheney. Carney said that Bush wrote the script for the film, and Cheney, under orders from Bush, directed and produced the film. Carney said that the mangled syntax used in the dialogue throughout much of the film was further evidence of Bush’s involvement. The film was then shipped to Libya where Bush showed the video to thousands of angry Muslims, then led them in an Aggie fight song before they descended on the consulate. Bush and Cheney were apparently working for Halliburton, hoping that the crisis would allow it to seize Libyan oil fields and further its goal to take over the planet. After showing the clip, Carney said that this demonstrates exactly why we so badly need to raise taxes on the rich.
©Obamabeans 1/02/2013