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White House Clarifies Relationship Between Obama and Bill Ayres

At a recent press conference, White House Spokesperson Jay Carney was asked again about President Obama’s relationship with the notorious radical leftist, Bill Ayres.  Ayres is now a Professor at the University of Illinois at Chicago and is believed to have had contact with Barack Obama during the years Obama lived in Chicago.  Per Carney:

  • “Barack Obama did not know Bill Ayres, but if he did know him, he wasn’t friends.
  • But if he was friends with Ayres, he certainly never invited him over to his house.
  • But if he did invite him over to his house, they certainly didn’t have dinner together.
  • But if they did have dinner together, it certainly doesn’t mean that Ayres has a heart shaped tattoo on his right buttock with the President’s name in it.
  • That should clear up the matter.”

©Obamabeans 02/04/2013

 

 

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