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MSNBC To Offer New Interview Show

MSNBC announced today that it was adding an exciting new interview show immediately following Chris Matthew’s Hardball.  The new program will feature a series of interviews with various famous and powerful people conducted by Steve Kroft of 60 Minutes.  The new show, titled Softball, will debut with an exclusive interview with President Obama that covers in depth several of the issues previously discussed in Kroft’s recent interview with the President on 60 Minutes.

Some of the things to be discussed with the President:

  • What is your favorite color?
  • How did your childhood prepare you for greatness?
  • How much better than Larry Bird would you have been if you had chosen to pursue a career in professional basketball?
  • Would our country truly be a utopia if we didn’t have Republicans?
  • How does it feel to be the world’s smartest person?
  • Is there anything you’re not good at?
  • Will you ever die?
  • Are there any current plans to rename the country after you?

The following week Kroft plans to interview former President George W. Bush.

Some of the questions he plans to ask Bush:

  • When did you decide to become a war criminal?
  • Isn’t it true that everything wrong with the country began with your presidency?
  • Don’t you feel bad about making it so hard for President Obama?
  • Can you prove that you graduated from high school?  Did your father bribe high officials so that you could graduate?
  • Don’t you just hate looking in the mirror every morning?

 

©Obamabeans 02/07/2013

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White House Clarifies Relationship Between Obama and Bill Ayres

At a recent press conference, White House Spokesperson Jay Carney was asked again about President Obama’s relationship with the notorious radical leftist, Bill Ayres.  Ayres is now a Professor at the University of Illinois at Chicago and is believed to have had contact with Barack Obama during the years Obama lived in Chicago.  Per Carney:

  • “Barack Obama did not know Bill Ayres, but if he did know him, he wasn’t friends.
  • But if he was friends with Ayres, he certainly never invited him over to his house.
  • But if he did invite him over to his house, they certainly didn’t have dinner together.
  • But if they did have dinner together, it certainly doesn’t mean that Ayres has a heart shaped tattoo on his right buttock with the President’s name in it.
  • That should clear up the matter.”

©Obamabeans 02/04/2013

 

 

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